With a putt-through Alamo, WWII battlefields, and a towering Peter Pan, Texas offers what may be the craziest mini golf road trip in America. I place my aqua-colored golf ball on the green and line up my shot. Ahead of me towers a 13-foot orange-haired boy with a feather in his cap, his leg straddling the fairway. Looking past him, I spy a roaring tyrannosaur, a toothy shark, and a giant armadillo...