It's a tall order to improve on the work of Jane Austen, but Joe Wright's 2005 adaptation of Pride and Prejudice came pretty close in a scene where Charlotte defends her dubious choice to marry Mr. Collins against her judgmental friend Lizzy Bennett with an, “Oh hush! Not all of us can afford to be romantic!" Happily ever after has hardly ever seemed possible on a shoestring, and too frequently, t...