Some say that the sight of green things sprouting is the official sign of spring. For me, it’s a bearded man in business casual riding a scooter at, like, 45 MPH grinning in the sunshine. Another sign is that Trader Joe’s is selling mushroom-shaped sour gummies and lemon poppy seed muffins. What else? A chocolate-coconut-caramel thing that’s like a deconstructed Girl Scout cookie, a giant bag of m...